how often do maintenace workers see dildos

My friend, when I tell you that I didn’t expect to be asking this question in my life, I’m not exaggerating! But here we are: how often do maintenance workers see dildos? Well, my answer is, shockingly often! I know, it may sound a little saucy, but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles.

I’ve been a maintenance worker for about twelve years now, and let me tell you, not a year goes by where I don’t see a dildo on the premises. Like honestly, when I almost fell over one last month, I was completely flabbergasted! I had no idea what a dildo was even doing there, and neither did my fellow maintenance workers.

Nevertheless, I’ve come to expect seeing a dildo here and there every once in a while. It’s like a common occurrence more than anything. I mean, I guess people just don’t think about the fact that there’s a maintenance worker coming through and cleaning the place regularly. So if their dildo isn’t hidden away, then it’s gonna be seen at least once or twice. That’s just the way it is.

Maybe it’s the fact that it’s still somewhat taboo or shameful in our society even. People don’t like to think that the “professional” maintenance worker is seeing their sex toys all the time. But it happens, believe me.

Surprisingly, a lot of people even go out of their way to bring it up when I’m there. They’ve made jokes, asked if I’ve “found” any interesting things, and even made me feel uncomfortable with some of their comments. That’s probably the worst part of it all. But then again, I guess I should be used to it by now.

Anyways, that’s about as much as I can tell you about seeing dildos as a maintenance worker. I know it’s not the most conventional thing to talk about, but it’s just a part of my job now. Who knew? I sure didn’t before I signed up for this gig!