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can i take sex toys to jordan

Oh my gosh, can I take sex toys to Jordan? I was wondering if it’s allowed because I’m visiting next month and don’t want to end up in jail or with a hefty fine. I mean, I’m all for kinky stuff, but not at risk of going to prison, y’know?

I started googling right away, and everywhere I looked, the answer seemed to be a resounding “no”. Still, something told me that I just had to reach out to a friend about it. So, I picked up the phone, called ‘Round Jane, and she made me think that maybe it wasn’t the end of the world if there was some fun to be had with dildos and vibrators in Jordan after all.

“After all,” she said, “it’s not like you’re bringing cannons and guns with you! It’s not illegal to have fun in Jordan, just don’t flaunt it”. I nodded, feeling much calmer now that I realized it wasn’t a total ban on pleasure. “But,” I added apprehensively, “what if I get caught?” “Don’t worry”, she replied. “Just pick up some discreet toys and don’t make them visible in public. And if you’re ever in doubt, just don’t mention the T-word and you should be okay”.

So, I breathed a sigh of relief and went back to researching. From what I found, Jordan does in fact have a strict policy when it comes to sex toys, and it’s not illegal to have them, but it’s also not legal to bring them into the country. But, with a discreet approach and a bit of luck, I’m confident that I’ll be able to take my vibrator and buttplug with me to Jordan next month without getting into any trouble.

The next step, then, was to find some discreet sex toys. I looked at a few online stores, sex toys and most of the ones I liked were too big or too loud, so they weren’t going to work. Then I found a website that sells discreet toys that are small, quiet, and travel-friendly. I quickly added my favorite items to my cart and went to check out.

It was then that I had a bit of a panic attack. I mean, the website accepted credit cards, but what if the post office asked questions when it arrives from overseas? I mean, it’s not like I want everyone to know what I’m up to! As if she read my mind, Jane answered my call again telling me not to worry. “Just tell them it’s a gift or something innocuous. It’s not like they’re gonna open the package to find out”.

Ok, so with that in mind, I hit the order button, my blood pressure slowly starting to drop back to normal. Next month I’m packing my bags and my discreet sex toys, ready to explore the country and have a bit of fun while I’m at it!